SO I WENT TO THE MALL TODAY AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
im sorry for this but i had to draw something…
KARKAT: WHAT, WHAT’S WRONG? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
KARKAT: …IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE?
Your name is KORKOT VONTOS and life has been CRUEL to you.
I STARTED LAUGHING REALLY HARD AT THREE IN THE MORNING BECAUSE I WAS THINKING OF THIS POST
AU where everyone is the mastermind but doesn’t realize that everyone else is too
So things start getting out of hand and no one remembers what twists they set up to occur when
And eventually they all get tired of it and reveal themselves, all wearing outfits with the same Monobear-like color scheme
And they all give each other that look you make when you show up to a party wearing the same thing as someone else.
Wasabi Candy Canes - You know they’re Wasabi Candy Canes, but to everyone else they look like normal mint-flavored green-striped candy canes. Of course, when they grab one, instead of the minty goodness they’ll be expecting, they get a mouthful of horseradishy heat!
oh that is positively evil
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THESE THINGS. My mom literally brought these home today and didn’t tell me. sO I JUST WALKED UP AND SAW THESE CANDY CANES ON THE MOTHER FUCKING TREE AND THOUGHT THEY WERE SOME SORT OF WATERMELON OR GREEN APPLE AND I GOT WASABI. MY MOM WAS LAUGHING AT ME. ALL I COULD TASTE WAS COLD HARD BETRAYAL
Vietnamese photographer Thanh Ha Bui captured this incredible image in his parents’ back garden and, after spotting a line of super strong weaver ants marching across a branch, decided to test their legendary weightlifting skills. First experimenting with pieces of food and leaves, he eventually ended up with this incredible shot